gimme a man

gimme a left wing
vegan or at least vegetarian
man
and i’ll fuck him right away
being single for a long time or not

gimme an eco-green
yogi or at least non-football
guy
and i’ll fuck him right away
being on my period or not

gimme a handsome
adventurous or at least lgbtq-friendly
dude
and i’ll fuck him right away
being in a working lesbian relationship or not

no i won’t go out with one more overbearing, boastful bragger
no i won’t have any more dates with a chubby hubbie or a married mcp

but gimme a literate
benign or at least non-snoring
tom, dick or harry
and i’ll fuck him right away
being the particularly picky woman i am